Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

Simp

A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.

Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy

Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.

by IntenseJK November 24, 2021

Simp

A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.

Simp: a boy that puts a girl before da bois

by Thetruthandnothingbutthetruth- August 3, 2020

Simp

To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it

Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp

by Spaiid June 4, 2020

simp

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.

Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?

by veinsofgold February 26, 2022

simp

Harish.

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp

by simp4ever April 24, 2020

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020