Simon is a very hot person, he cares for all his friends and family. He's awesome at playing drums. And to mention he's very hot, hotter than Jay.
by Simon Lover 420 December 18, 2021
Get the Simonmug. he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023
Get the Simonmug. A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
by big boy676 December 19, 2019
Get the Simonmug. got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.
fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
Get the Simonmug. Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
Get the simon chatermug. by Erica💐 June 5, 2017
Get the Simon's catmug.