shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie January 18, 2016

Shitty Mungis

A shitty mungis is someone that keeps pissing you off and never stops.

Person 1: Haha your hair looks funny!
Person 2: Shut up you shitty mungis!

by maise's#1fan August 13, 2024

A shitty poopy

A word to define a pussy nigga such as a Colton.

Colton is such A Shitty Poopy

by Yeeeeeeer May 23, 2021

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024

Shitty Moranis

To take a shit, not flush and leave the area immediately

Hey some fuck face took a shitty Moranis in the restroom!

by Big leagues March 12, 2019

Shitty shitty bang bang

Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites

A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020