self foruming

A phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.

(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"

by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007

selfie overload

Taking an overload of photos of ones self using a mobile device

Using the reverse camera feature on a cell phone, or tablet to take photos of ones self, then uploading them to a social media platform constantly resulting in a selfie overload. Normally done by teenagers or self absorbed individuals

by Wildflower615 December 2, 2013

self-delusion

Self-delusion occurs when a person tricks themselves into thinking something, which usually isn't true. This might happen when something very bad happens, like a close family member or friend got into an fatal accident, and you have no clue if they're okay or not, because you didn't know it was fatal. You may try to make yourself believe they are okay, when they are sadly not. You delude yourself.

Sally thinks her dog'll be okay. She really has deluded herself. (self-delusion. She deluded herself into thinking her dog would be okay)

by Voldemort can smell the colors August 27, 2014

Self-Induced Rape

The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.

Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!

by TylerStone696969 August 29, 2019

Selfcontrol

To me self control is when you can stop yourself in bad situation and also stop yourself from making the dumbest decisions in life

Have high selfcontrol

by Chichi2x November 30, 2019

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

self pity boy

Someone who blames his parents for his shitty short comings never takes responsibility for his own crap , expects his parents to buy him everything and take all responsibility for everything he says and does ,so ungrateful unkind,rude and needs a good wake up call

That's one self pity boy

by KezaBash November 3, 2020