Santa Corona

The nickname for Father Christmas, who would have a pretty good excuse this year to deliver zero toys to brainwashed kids who believe their parents that the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu that would go away by year end, and that wearing a face mask and practicing social distance is for the weaklings who just want to be politically correct.

For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.

by MathPlus December 1, 2020

Santa

A make believe figure, like elves, gremlins and eskimoes.

Santa my ass, it's probably ol' Grampa Cripple, stuck in the chimney again. Get the oil and the rake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

santas snow

The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$

"Eww, look at all of santas snow on Rudolph face!"

by Romber December 18, 2007

Santas Snow

The stuff Santa produces produces when he gets a little.....excited

"Ewww...look at all of santas snow on Rudolphs face!"

by Romber December 21, 2007

Santa Crime

Any criminal, or gangster in a Santa hat and gangster shades looking as though he's on a crime spree to celebrate the holidays..any un-Santa like, or unsavory character with th hat.

for instance...take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a Santa clause hat on them... wallah! Santa Crime!

"Wow Jeffrey, did you see that scary gang-banger with the Santa hat on?" "Yea Tad, I'd hate to what happens when he goes down a chimney." "Not Santa Claus...Santa Crime!! eek!" "Oh shit he says, Hoe,hoe,hoe..bitch, where is my fuckin money!!"

by LLephedrine December 22, 2009

Santa Clause Beard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.

So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.

by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011

Santa's Tuba

A Person who can fart in 56 secs.

My mom is a Santa's tuba!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021