by peaktundra August 13, 2023
When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
by HOLLA CHINK December 16, 2010
The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 25, 2022
For Christmas I did Santa's bells with my girlfriend.
by Frightfuldog November 10, 2009
When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)
by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017
NorCal city full of wannabe gang members who strut around in blue, think they are hard with nothing to back it up. You will drive through the suburbs here and see people who think they are in the ghetto.
People in Santa Rosa are cringeworthy.
by mypseudonym69 June 17, 2022