salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.

That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.

by SebastienRio April 4, 2016

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018

Salt

Passive aggressive and angered by the tiniest things.

You're so salty

I'M NOT SALTY PETER

by MarkRuffaloIsMySon December 2, 2018

sea salt

that love meme

my Dick was sea salt thats why its bigger than john

by James bosh October 21, 2018

SALTS

Meaning: smiles and then stops.

Instead of saying “lol” we use “salts” because that’s what we actually do.

Example: “oh Kerys texted me and I replied “lol” but really I just done “salts.

by Solar socks October 25, 2018

GOLDEN SALT

Golden Salt, commonly used in videogames, refers to someone enjoying pissing off other players and hearing their anger. (Similar to the idea of a golden shower, but in this reference, it's about having the other player piss on you with their anger/salt)

I love getting golden salted by these noobs on Call of Duty.

by shattmields October 31, 2018