Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Tuco Salamanca

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuco Salamanca more like Tuco Salamancan do it

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 30, 2024

Guswami Salami

A sexual maneuver when an Indian guy puts his pork sword inside another man's penis with his tight little Indian boy butt.

Just got done with the Guswami Salami, it was a blast

by Wafflestompin06 May 8, 2024

lalo salamanca

The most handsome and badass man to have ever stepped on earth. Also the only smart Salamanca family member.

Random girl: "Lalo please, take me to the desert with you"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"

by ragazzo fighissimo December 12, 2024

Dusky Salamander

When a man dies inside of you.

"Girl, how'd you make your first million??!"

"Dusky Salamander 🙂"

by Fartricia Flangles January 12, 2025

General Saaim

general saaim said 1+0=34

you are a general saaim

by General Stones February 16, 2025

black salami

honestly one of the most impressive things ive ever seen in my life

John - "Yo have u seen black salami"
Pete - "Yeah that shit was unreal, I wish I was that big"

by yhisannpc February 27, 2025