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These are the three rules of downhill skateboarding.
- Dude your normal fullface is much safer than that areolid ...
- Safety third, don't fuck up!
by ThaJay236 March 16, 2019
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safety dance

The act of masturbating.

Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"

"Everybody look at your hands"

"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"

In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.

A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.

"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.

SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
by Danno456 November 12, 2006
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safetingz

safetingz: another way of saying (safe) safe being a term to be a ease with one another
"safetingz blud"

safe wagwan
by KRIMER AKA MINI ENSO April 12, 2005
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Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.
Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.
by Steelheader December 18, 2008
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safety jack

The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act.
Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...
by IRC got me laid July 16, 2009
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safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.
when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.
by zadtheman March 22, 2012
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safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.
Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.
by Col_Fury January 16, 2014
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