rusty pouch

A sexual experience involving one man getting his balls sucked on while he sodomizes a third party.

Then, Anne gave me a rusty pouch while I gave it hard to Christina.

by The Navigator February 8, 2010

rusty thumbone

Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.

Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"

Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"

by rileyriley March 3, 2011

Rusty Gauntlett

Verb - to Rusty Gauntlett

A derivative of Rusty Hook. A person places their hand inside their rectum and removes a handful of human fecal matter. This is then placed up another persons rectum

I really want to Rusty Gauntlett with you later - I love putting shit up your arse

by who_dares-wins March 17, 2011

rusty mashwete

An old, dull and rusty machete.

I can't cut anything with this old "rusty mashwete".

by shvadenadder March 16, 2011

rusty rubberneck

Getting an Indian burn your dick

Give me a rusty rubberneck

by quacker207 March 21, 2011

Rusty Mudslide

Bend over and tuck your weiner between your legs, get someone to perform fellatio from behind you, and as you cum also release your bowels so as to let the mud slide down the shaft into the fellaters face and mouth.

alex was feeling frisky so he asked sue to give him a rusty mudslide and she said but I just brushed my teeth. Alex said I don't give a damn I wanna shat on your face.

by jayhu sanje May 2, 2011

rusty melodica

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.

My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.

by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011