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they call me ranch

BECAUSE I BE DRESSING
"Girl walks up"
Boy:hey they call me ranch
Girl: why?
Boy:CAUSE I BE DRESSIN
by Cytoki December 13, 2016
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Rachael

An ugly fat ginger bitch who thinks she’s all that but really isn’t. Wants to be a slut but no one wants her. Prices herself in being manipulative and condescending and pitting people against eachother if she even knows what that means because she’s so stupid she does foundation level subjects. Thinks she’s getting in there and breaking relationships apart to make herself feel good about herself but in reality she’s an annoying ugly fat bitch who’s only talents are being hated and posting pictures of her chest instead of her face because she knows she’s ugly and gets 16 likes still anyway bc that’s how ugly she is. Everyone that knows her will despise her eventually and the world would have been so much better off if she was never born.
Rachael is a stupid fat bitch that tries to wreck people’s lives but little does she know she’s an evil ugly bitch
by Pisscuntbag March 17, 2019
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"Chick"en Ranch (tm)

Heidi Fleiss's Stud Farm, due to open soon outside of Las Vegas.
Instead of the chicken ranch, it's a "chick"en ranch (tm)
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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Ranch Party

A group of persons who smoke cigarettes simultaneously, taking great joy in the act.
That ranch party in my car yesterday took ten years off our collective lives, easily.

If you care to partake in a ranch party tonight, we'll be at Charlie's Pub.
by Huervo May 25, 2006
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Rachael

A person who befriends you to get closer to your boyfriend and then steals your man behind your back
My so called friend Alice definitely did a Rachael on me

I’ve definitely been Rachaeled by Mary
by ellasorich August 22, 2018
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Rachasta

Ranch dressing served hot or cold on a variety of pastas.
Dude, the guests are getting restless. Get some more rachasta from the frisge.
by Helbrecht December 19, 2007
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Ranch Mixer

A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).
That Ranch mixer does everything for the CB in the cheeb!
by Hitler89 November 12, 2009
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