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Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."
Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."
Music that followed punk (in its truest sense). Tended to follow similiar ideals/ideas to Punk but thrived upon experimentation of sound. Punk ripped the rulebook of music up and post-punk follwed. Punk said that it didn't matter how well you can play your instrument as long as you have ideas and have a go. Post-punk bands reacted against the thre chord thrash formula that punk had become and widened its scope of ideas. It is a catch-all term that refers to a lot of very different bands that made music using ideas pulled from different places.
Post-Punk bands include the Slits, Talking Heads, Gang of Four,
types of music include art-punk, no wave, goth, ska revival, mod revival, indie...
post-punk by nick_smith.arch December 1, 2006

post nasal drip 

A syndrome diagnosed by any and all pediatrician and physician describing the ailments of all children.
Your child has post nasal drip. End of story.
post nasal drip by Blueyez7579 April 7, 2016

post secret 

A website where people anonymously post their sick secrets to relieve themselves of the burden. It is a very entertaining website.
Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.

Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.

-comes to realization-

Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
post secret by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009

Post-Game Swag 

The swag you have after winning a match; makes you seem cooler. Can also be used after losing a match to make you look like less of a failure.
Example 1:

Person 1: Its bad enough they beat us in soccer...now they're breakin' out their post-game swag...

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey we just killed them in that basketball game. Why are they so happy and cool?

Person 2: Oh, it must be post-game swag....
Post-Game Swag by Narwhals27 October 13, 2010

Post Arousal Munchies 

Also known as "P.A.M.", An intense hunger after being aroused, or performing any sexual activity.
Guy: "That was some amazing sex!"
Girl: "Damn, I've got Post Arousal Munchies"
Post Arousal Munchies by SkylerS. November 24, 2011