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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell
I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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political correctness

The word is essentially an oxymoron. No system with two or more parties can have "political correctness". This is a stellar example of propaganda by redefinition of words which is so common in modern "liberals" who are, indeed far from being anywhere close to what a liberal would be or was in the past.

Political correctness is a nonexistent concept which is used to suppress difference in opinion. Anything that is named "Politically correct" becomes an untouchable subject, a social taboo gets placed on the topic like some kind of a magical curse, precluding any attacks. It's mambo-jumbo in its most pure form - an evil incantation of sorts.

All subjects should be open to discussion, no matter what it is. There are not very many topics which are set in stone. You can't, for example in all honesty argue about Holocaust being true. Or the role of the Soviet Union in the WW II. Yet there always will be subversives in our society.

Political correctness is essentially a randomly assigned tag allowing the subversives to mind trick you into following the bellwether into oblivion. It's the essence of modern brainwashing - practically the entire vocabulary of modern left consists of these invented terms which give you the feeling you are on the right side when in fact nothing can be further from the truth.
The culture of political correctness and concomitant cancel culture are the two cancers destroying this society and normalizing insanity with their evil enchantment of the young generation.
by Deritami March 14, 2023
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Political Derangement

When someone is so dedicated to a political party, the mere opposition of their chosen party insights rage, anger, superiority complex, and division. The politically deranged will verbally and sometimes physically attack those who differ in their view or don’t support their political party of choice. This phenomenon is fueled by political figures, news outlets, and social media platforms. Political derangement will have you excommunicating friends and loved ones faster than the Mormon Church!
Don’t speak to Billy anymore, douchebag voted for Trump, he’s a fucking racist! We should get him fired from his job and steal his dog!

Whoa man, what the fuck, dude just voted for a madman, he didn’t commit murder. Calm down!

Oh, here comes one of those Biden fucks now. Do they know they’re president is an idiot? You’d have to speak asshole to understand the man. Fuck those Biden guys, don’t speak to them, flick a booger on those dicks!
Whoa! What the fuck man?! This is your president too! Flicking boogers? Jesus Christ! Look, this is deranged thinking man, you been watching the news again haven’t you?! Stop it!

Political Derangement: being so political charged that you act erratically, verbally attacking people or cutting people out of your life who do not share your political viewpoint.
by Indomitable January 20, 2023
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obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.
A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.
by B Zangaro January 31, 2023
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political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.
The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.
by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023
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Politic It

New Jersey slang for literally just talking/having a conversation
Girl: You know we not doing nothing, right?
Guy: Well damn shawty, you thought I pulled up to chill? Politic it? We coulda did that on the phone!
by no30sthree10s October 14, 2023
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Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
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