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Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
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Rim pole

Another way to say fist (typically used in an inappropriate context).
Yeah dude, I totally stuck my rim pole up her ass.
by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021
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Poles

The pole on which rise’s gf dances naked to amuse the boys for da stonks
Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy
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pole positioning

When two penises are in one vagina
Kenny and Kyle were pole positioning Wendy.
by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017
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fag pole

An erecton a homosexual male grows when seeing a man that he thinks is gorgeous.
That guy just gave me a fag pole!
by Randle Manly June 26, 2016
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pole

pole¹: a long object in a cylinder-like shape, of any material.

pole²: somebody from Poland (must be capitalized for proper grammar).
pole¹: "The pole was supporting the building"

pole²: "I met a Pole yesterday"
by Khizar Caliphate August 8, 2021
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I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 9, 2023
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