Dirty Pirate Hooker 

(n.) - An alcohol shot modeled after the Dirty Girl Scout. Coat your mouth in chocolate syrup, take a shot of Sailor Jerry's (or Captain Morgan) rum, and exclaim, "Yaaarrrgh!" after swallowing.

Dirty Pirate Hookers all around!

Dirty Pirate Hooker by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

arse pirate 

"Arse Pirate" is a witty combination of the words "arse" (rear end) and "pirate" (if you don't know, you're an idiot). The phrase is highly versatile and consequently you will find it appropriate the next time you witness a rimming, or an act of homosexual lovin'.

1. Where it simply means gay man - "That arse pirate sure is going for it"
2. By a child (v. rare) "Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be an arse pirate"

arse pirate by stranger December 20, 2004

retarded bum pirate 

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse

sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

retarded bum pirate by josh hankin September 11, 2005

Nose Pirate

A Person of Jewish descent who takes it in the nose

1)That Nose Pirate Loves Money.
2)AWW you Nose Pirate.
3)Person 1: That Jew Screwed Us!
Person 2:What a Nose Pirate

Nose Pirate by jjensstap January 18, 2009

Dick Pirate 

To steal a woman from under the nose of a close friend who is chatting her up.

tom, you are such a Dick Pirate for stealing that girl from simon.

Dick Pirate by C. Birdseye July 11, 2011

three beer pirate 

A person who drinks one, spills one, and gives one away, but still gets much drunker than anyone else at the party.

Shane was the total three beer pirate last night. He gave me beer #2 and spilled #3 on my Dark Side of the Moon record so I was forced to kick his ass.

three beer pirate by Holden McKock July 22, 2006

International talk like a pirate day 

The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.

Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.

GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day

GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.

International talk like a pirate day by Bongonator January 13, 2008