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Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
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pirate monkey

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."
Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.
by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005
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arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".
by ulises May 22, 2004
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cookie pirate

a girl, who usually pwns at counter-strike unless met by a zong lux or unholycheese.
omg cookie pirate just ninja'd me, sneaky pirates.
by Andrew Corr May 4, 2006
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peen pirate

A pirate from the great lost islands of peen, that want there peenish treasures back and must go capture them from another persons anal area
Man those peen pirates took me by suprise when i bent down to pick up what appeared to be some peenish treasure.
by Peen Man June 30, 2004
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pirate hooker

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty
Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!
by Andrew May 13, 2005
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sack pirate

Outlawish gay rufian fond of pirating scrotums, or sacks.
Junior was ruthlesly assaulted by a sack pirate who was well steeped in sodemy.
by Mr. MRD February 9, 2006
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