A woman’s monthly cycle that is often comparable to demons stabbing your insides and making you cramp every ten seconds , usually last any where from 3-7 or more days , but for us women just one day is long enough, when we get it we hate it but when we don’t we’re scared we’re pregnant even if we are virgins, we often become very emotional and cry over everything from our hair not looking right to a skittle that is deformed. Watch out everyone don’t get on a woman’s bad side during this time of the month cause if you do you might just not be able to see tomorrow
Boys are so lucky they don’t have this painful, terrible, irritating thing called a period
Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll runhome to mama.
Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period *A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.