hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General October 10, 2016

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie"

Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.

When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "

by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .

Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016

Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.

“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”

by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017