Robert Pattinson is a sexy young 26 year old actor(2012) He played very well in his first movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And even better in the Twilight saga. Some people call him horrible, pale and a gay man. But to my opinion he is such a wonderful person.
Robert Pattinson is an British Londoner. Robert continued to go through his movies such as:
Vanity Fair
Water for Elephants
Bell Ami
And a couple more.
Everyone has their obsessions, mine just happens to be this British Actor. Keep your opinions to yourself. Everyone gets a say.
He has a great smile with what looks like pure bleached teeth. He has a lovely laugh, and he is sooooooooo sexy...........
Well just to let you know.
YOU GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE HES MINE.
HAHA
Robert Pattinson Lover: HE IS SO CUTE.
Robert Pattinson Hater: HE IS A PALE FREAK.
Me: PFFT. Taylor Launter is way better.~Sacasm~
Robert Pattinson Lover: Hmm. Okay!
Me: >:) ALL MINE HE'S ALL MINE.
*Coughs*
all nunswear dykepanties
there to protect them from the lesbian nuns
Nun 1: did you hear about Matilda? i heard shes a lesbian! i hope she doesn't try anything with me!
Nun 2: Thats why you gotta get yourself some dyke panties! Their awesome nun reflecting powers stop lesbian nuns!
Nun 1: wow... thats tight.
When a girls pants get wet from dancing at a club and you bring her home. When she takes her underwear off you hear the crackling of the eggshell's in her underwear
Dancing at a club with a girl and you get her so wet that when you bring her home she drops her panties and you hear the crackling of the underwear or the "Eggshell Panties"