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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a sexy young 26 year old actor(2012) He played very well in his first movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And even better in the Twilight saga. Some people call him horrible, pale and a gay man. But to my opinion he is such a wonderful person.

Robert Pattinson is an British Londoner. Robert continued to go through his movies such as:
Vanity Fair

The Haunter Airman

Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

The Bad Mother Handbook

How to be

Twilight

The summer house

Little Ashes

Water for Elephants
Bell Ami
And a couple more.
Everyone has their obsessions, mine just happens to be this British Actor. Keep your opinions to yourself. Everyone gets a say.

He has a great smile with what looks like pure bleached teeth. He has a lovely laugh, and he is sooooooooo sexy...........
Well just to let you know.

YOU GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE HES MINE.
HAHA
Robert Pattinson Lover: HE IS SO CUTE.
Robert Pattinson Hater: HE IS A PALE FREAK.
Me: PFFT. Taylor Launter is way better.~Sacasm~
Robert Pattinson Lover: Hmm. Okay!
Me: >:) ALL MINE HE'S ALL MINE.
*Coughs*

dyke panties 

all nuns wear dykepanties
there to protect them from the lesbian nuns
Nun 1: did you hear about Matilda? i heard shes a lesbian! i hope she doesn't try anything with me!
Nun 2: Thats why you gotta get yourself some dyke panties! Their awesome nun reflecting powers stop lesbian nuns!
Nun 1: wow... thats tight.
dyke panties by johnny56 April 12, 2007

particing 

to learn drinking cheap whiskey from your trailer home while dodging hurricanes
Wes was particing with a bottle of CheapoBooze while he experienced his trailer was in flight, hurricane Jeanne had caught him.
particing by vagegast September 20, 2004
In the Nintendo game Animal Crossing, the brother of Tortimer, the mayor. He is gert large, and wears attire similar to Mr. T.
Tortimer: Hey, Paktimr. Who's your favorite brother?

Paktimr: YOU, FOOL!
paktimr by CARSARENICE November 1, 2010

Eggshell panties 

When a girls pants get wet from dancing at a club and you bring her home. When she takes her underwear off you hear the crackling of the eggshell's in her underwear
Dancing at a club with a girl and you get her so wet that when you bring her home she drops her panties and you hear the crackling of the underwear or the "Eggshell Panties"
Eggshell panties by LinkStink December 2, 2009

smartical particle

Smartical particle is a sexually transmitted disease given to you by someone who is sexually attractive and very smart
Guy: dude that girl over there is going to give me smartical particles