The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias

"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"

by DyvCush November 9, 2025

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

When you're walking down the street with your bud and there are some ladys walking by you can use the female attractiveness scale from 1 (please kill me) to 10 (not existing beauty) to give your bud information about your boner.

person a: i think Laura is like a 6 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale, what do you think?

by 10onscale August 31, 2016

The DT Scale

Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.

person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”

by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Pretty explanatory. Women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how attractive they are. 1 being the female version of shrek and 10 being a girl hot enough to give you a boner big enough to put a whole in your jeans.

Dude I saw this girl she was so hot

Wait really like how hot
on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale she was a 12

by MichaelHicks September 14, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

The scale on how hot a female is, is Antarctica and 10 is the center of the Sun.

Jenna walks by
Tom: "Aw man, she's a 10 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale and I'm a 1..."

by MrTechno October 2, 2016

scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.

Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!

by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022

Scale of EGE Objectivity

A scaled designed to objectively view every game ever. Every game played has a chance to do, to some degree of success or failure, anything that a video game can. The scale is designed to encompass everything a video game is capable of offering its player or players. Higher scores mean the game offered more. Lower meaning they offered less. You can choose two games for comparison at your leisure. EX: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 9.067/10

I am ranking this game using the Scale of EGE Objectivity.

by LuciP April 21, 2018