My Mom

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018

Eli's mom

A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry

I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot

by Gaykidunderthesheet July 30, 2022

Brad's Mom

An unbeleivable milf. She will do anything you want from her.

Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.

Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.

OR

jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.

by Lucas13 September 10, 2008

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

Soccer Mom

A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.

A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.

by TomNook June 9, 2011

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020