Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

quantum kick

When you kick someone from a Discord server that wasn’t even in said server to begin with

“I want to kick mark but he’s not in the server”
“Well quantum kick him instead”

by TriTron_ May 9, 2018

corner kick

Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.

Congrats on your recent success, Mike! I’m ordering a round of corner kicks to celebrate!

by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022

Bazooka kick

When you rocket launch something or someone with your leg.

I will bazooka kick that old bitch right in the hip. Fracture fo show.

by #gameova March 20, 2017

Scoring Kick

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.

1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?

by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009

Kick Brass

A kick ass, brass pussy magnet, sure to steal your woman's heart.

Jake Bailey, can purse his lips to near macro levels.
Ethan Tang, can please a woman before he even starts.

Coltan, and Oliver can suck better than a vacuum

And Mya, can slap flat and round things in ways you could never dream

Their unofficial publicist, Daddi thaddi

"Hey, dude! Did you hear Kick Brass play at the Oak Harbor Music Festival last weekend! They were FIRE!"

by Daddi Thaddi September 12, 2022

Kick A Nab

To physically attack someone, in self defense or out of anger

If he doesn't stop harassing me, I am going to kick a nab on him!

by Lo Tee May 31, 2022