A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
by mr astronaught May 31, 2011
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A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.
by Funky_Footjam September 19, 2016
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