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Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
by AngDevilo May 27, 2018
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Offical

Regulators of all grandstand motorsports events at the Benton County Fair.
Offical is a person who has authority at motor sports events at the Benton County Fair.
by Offical46 August 6, 2022
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'office space' syndrome

'office space' syndrome is self-exonoration from social and/or work-related obligations arising from a increasingly disaffective attitude towards society, results from a change of plans after one wakes up, suddenly enlightened.
If you wake up one day and decide to quit your job and move to California to surf every day, you have 'office space' syndrome.
by Steven Kelly January 20, 2009
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office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
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pubic office

Pubic offices are so bad to see you
by Vivansh June 16, 2022
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officer pancakes

An adorable cute plush animal. Typically a tiger. Used to show true love and affection towards a significant other.
Thank you so much for officer pancakes! I love him so much he is my favorite
by Rsfdk November 25, 2022
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officate

To be in charge/control of a very special something.
She is going to officate the basktball game.
by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018
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