Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 25, 2003

Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.

Damn, i got pork nuts today.

by Colo October 17, 2008

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 26, 2015

Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

Reverse Nut

A monumentally malicious that causes male genitalia of all witnesses to immediately suction.

**Yogg-saron pyroblasts your own hero 3 times**
"I think I just reverse nutted"

by The Corner Curator August 21, 2017

nut-rut

male version of camel toe. It can be found on men wearing jeans that are way too tight. Their pants seam is so tight, it divides their balls and separates the testicles creating a rut between the nuts. Commonly seen on musicians, cowboys and grandpa's with their pants hitched up too high.

OMG I love this band, the bassist is so hot and his pants are sooo tight!! Let's try to get up to the front of the stage!!! Hopefully his nut-rut will brush my face...

That dudes cute but his Wranglers are given him some serious nut-rut...

Gross no wonder Grandpa has prostate trouble, look at that fucking nut-rut.

by Foxy Shenanigans December 05, 2011