SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

Friend: *sends sum funny*
You: SALTSSS
Friend : cmon bruh

by misskeshia November 22, 2020

Salt

1. A compound of Sodium and Chlorine.

2. A polymorphic sentient rock, usually going by the name of Pearl, who is particularly snarky. She refuses to stop grieving her deceased lover and tries to push said lover's legacy onto the half-breed child that caused her to die.

1. Could you pass the table salt?

2. Garnet, Amethyst, and Salt are the Crystal Gems.

by Fffhjiiufgnjj May 6, 2017

Salt

Sex at lunch time, a nooner

Hey honey I’m swinging by the house for some salt.

by Elivinicizz May 7, 2021

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016

The salt bae

A new sex position where you do the salt bae to spinkle some salt into the wounds of your haters.

Yh Jerry we did the salt bae last night.

by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022

naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024

salt kill

To kill an enemy player in a video game in a way that induces salt or to add salt to the wound after killing an enemy.

Guy 1: What the fuck?! This guy is teabagging me and he's losing!
Guy 2: Yeah their team has been salt killing this entire game.

by TheyCallMeTranq February 17, 2017