by MaskedMYLFNatasha January 4, 2025
Get the Coke Baggingmug. by cowtroller June 7, 2014
Get the Coke Nukemug. 
A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024
Get the Coke puppetmug. When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021
Get the diet coke (cock)mug. by SonomaLife June 7, 2025
Get the coke enemamug. Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
Get the Coke Michaelsmug.