A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
by mducrane February 21, 2012
"Nap - will you please pass me the tissues so I can wipe that Hot Buttered Nap Seed from under my right boob? Thanks babe. I love you by the way..."
by Nap July 19, 2004
by glacial23 March 25, 2010
When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
by Titty McDick April 17, 2011
" Hey lets go take some shots " - normal person
" Oh no thanks, I'm gonna take a nap instead " - Nap bagger
" Oh no thanks, I'm gonna take a nap instead " - Nap bagger
by A Blackout Menance January 25, 2009
The Man is none other than the gangster version of the Grim Reaper. One tap on the shoulder from this mother trucker and you're done son.
by PlasticSheep October 22, 2018
by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010