Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

MILF

Man I love frogs.

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”

by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022

MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined

nah chief keef the only milf

by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022

Milf

Mom I’d like to fuck. A hot older women usually a mom

Kite’s mom is a milf

by Idkman854357 November 9, 2021

Milf

Your mom

(Mom i’d like to fuck)

Dudebro : yo their mom’s a milf

Writer: yeah and im their stepdad

Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.

by Dilf&milfhunter May 27, 2022

milf

mother, i'd like food

it's a joke you milf

by Anymonoymonous November 29, 2022

Milf

A milf is we’re a blond mid 30 year old female has a fat ass and a tight pussy

Logan’s mom has a milf of a mom

by anonymous May 15, 2022