Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

Mickey Mouse

An term used to describe an item, situation, organisation, opinion or person (anything really) that is fake, comical, not serious or a joke. As an adjective meaning "small and worthless, petty, inconsequential" Originating from the late 1920's -1930's named after the Disney character.

That sports club is Mickey Mouse. James' opinions on politics are Mickey Mouse. This store is Mickey Mouse.

by Luigi 55 April 1, 2025

mickey slim

the better way to describe Michelob ultras the beer

“hey man wanna see me butt chug this mickey slim?”

by lazerflip April 14, 2025

Miked

When someone rudely hijacks a conversation out of nowhere and changes the topic.

I was having a conversation with John C about work and Mike H came in and Miked the shit out of my conversation..

by Warrdick August 7, 2025

Mickey Mouse

A mascot of disney.

Mickey mouse says ''Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,0'-'

by Stella2763 August 12, 2025

Mickey Mouse quarter

Two dimes and a nickel. Called that because they look like Mickey Mouse when you arrange them (dimes for ears, nickels for head)

I’m out of regular quarters, but I have a couple of Mickey Mouse quarters in my pocket.

by Jalsqually August 22, 2025

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025