v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.
George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.
Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*
Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*
by Adamska August 31, 2008
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thus "Meaning" is added and a fool is made of you and your stupidity shared w all ,:/
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Get the making love mug.When someone is extremely attractive and they pour pancake mix on their chest/stomach, and they're so hot that it actually cooks them.
You can then assist them by applying syrup to their body as well.
This is a very awesome skill to have, very few are bestowed with such a talent. Having abs will improve your chances as well, although they are not necessary.
You can then assist them by applying syrup to their body as well.
This is a very awesome skill to have, very few are bestowed with such a talent. Having abs will improve your chances as well, although they are not necessary.
Example 1.) After last night I got up to find Insert-Guy's-Name making pancakes in the kitchen, so I ran to get the syrup.
Example 2.) Oooh I bet he can make pancakes... ;)
Example 2.) Oooh I bet he can make pancakes... ;)
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Having sexual intercourse; specifically, for a prolonged amount of time. Comes from the fact that when semen gets rubbed up against something it starts to look like foamy soap.
Having sexual intercourse; specifically, for a prolonged amount of time. Comes from the fact that when semen gets rubbed up against something it starts to look like foamy soap.
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