Max

Usually a fucking god with a big penis, like, astronomical size,at least 10 inch

Half the time the are dickholes with no life

“I just saw max the other day, looking as godly as usual,wish I saw that astronomical cock”

by Bigdicklad January 4, 2023

Max

A man that lacks Rizz

Oh he is bombing over there

He must be a Max

by Niamhykins January 5, 2023

Max

Max is a charming, calm and laid back guy. He can be shy or a loud guy. If he was a cat he would be a black cat, black cats are none for being mysterious.

Max

by babibaddiboo January 12, 2023

Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand

Wanna have some Max later on tonight

by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023

Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023

max

someone who is a Greek advocate even though the Greeks are shit and we all know, Asian food is better

you are acting like a Max

by anonymous April 4, 2023

Max

A person who knows how to cheer you up. They listen to you and makes sure to understand. I think you can find the whole universe in a person named Max. They’re cool, nerdy, fun, and silly to be around. They are intuitive, funny, and cute. Maxs usually make sure to keep to themselves but love to make convos with you whenever they get the chance. They can also tend to be really stubborn but that’s what make them their self. Maxs are very charming and charismatic. They can bring the best out of you without you even knowing it. They often get their work done but procrastinate as well. They love music and listening to the rhythm of songs. Maxs are awesome. You’re lucky if you get to meet one.

Person 1: Dude that person listened to my problems?!
Person 2: They must be a Max HAHA!

by imauty April 14, 2023