Matthew 

Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you

“He googles he’s a Matthew”

Matthew by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021

matthew 

hes goode!

friend: dam this burger is good!
matthew: matthew goode

matthew by Gatorboi November 22, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.

We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"

Matthew by MBison69 November 23, 2021

Matthew 

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

Matthew by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021

Matthew 

A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

Matthew by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.

Girl: “who’s watching me from the trees?”
Girl 2: “oh that’s Matthew”

Matthew by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021

Matthew 

Guy with big floppy Wang.

Hey I heard Matthew be packing

Matthew by 👍🍝🔨 November 23, 2021