Matt Farley

This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.

I don't want a Chad, I need a Matt Farley.
Where's Matt Farley, there's a car waiting for him.

by Buttercup PPG November 1, 2019

Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 9, 2021

matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Matt Damon

Matt Damon is an American actor, screenwriter, and producer. His breakout role was his Academy Award-nominated performance in 1997's Good Will Hunting and his Jason Bourne Movies, and The Martian.

This 2023, Matt Damon will play General Leslie Grove, Military and Head of the Manhattan Project in Christopher Nolan's upcoming biopic movie OPPENHEIMER (2023).

by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022

Matts Dick

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater

Matts Dick is mini

by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022

Matt W

The cutest, curly-haired man you'll ever meet. You'll want to spend all you time with Matt W. He gives the best snuggles, and is a blast to hang out with. Matt W lives in the city but has a country soul, and loves to be out in nature, and with his friends. He has a passion and drive to tinker and fix things, and applies his "mending" skill set to people as well: he is an excellent listener and will always be there when you need it, even if he is already having a bad day, or if it might put a damper on his day. Matt W is an amazing friend, a wonderful brother, a marvelous son, and a perfect boyfriend--though he is extraordinarily humble (despite his claims saying otherwise), and would immediately deny that. But yes, while he is human, he is the most wonderful human on the planet. Hang onto your Matt W!

Christine : "So how are you and Matt W doing?"

Margaret: "We are doing great. Matt W is really good at making time for me even when he is ooober busy.

by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022