While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.
Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013
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man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
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Get the Magic hat mug.Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike
NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
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--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.
by Bald@21 September 8, 2012
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i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.
what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.
what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!
by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011
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