Fatty matty c

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Female Marty

The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.

Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.

by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021

Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed

Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty

by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021

Beshorah Marty

Beshorah Marty is a very beautiful and smart girl. She is brave, confident and kind to others. During school she's pretty quiet but other than school she's very active or can also be called very open. If you want to find a friend that is caring and fun to hangout with, find the name Beshorah Marty. Because Beshorah or Horah means joy.

"Look, that's her ! She's the kind girl I was talking about before. Hi Beshorah Marty, how are you !"

by foxyfury January 4, 2022

Batty Matty Harris

When someone thinks they are in control or have more power over other people but all they do is paint wagons.

Oh stop being a Batty Matty Harris will you!

by SdjrHarry July 5, 2022