by mark schindler March 10, 2006
by jockey wilson September 21, 2007
The general description of a person who is:
1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!
1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!
Mr. Laughing told me today "the standards of this building must be upheld, so lets punish all who drink"
by Bestbelieveitbitches April 27, 2009
Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.
I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.
by fixitman July 01, 2010
by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018
a very distraught man. a guy that will most likely stay in the same job for the rest of his life. he also likes to eat a lot of food, including twinkies, cheese puffs, and diet soda. sometimes he breaks chairs, but everyone still likes him.
did u get mr. haas this year?
by vohvndjsvjsbdvejsb April 12, 2017
by Helpless Writer August 02, 2008