Lefty

When a right handed person performs a handjob on a partner but only uses his or her left hand, therefore performing a handjob of poor quality.

For the definition of receiving a handjob from an actual left handed person, see abomination.

Person 1: So, did you get anywhere with Suzie last night?

Person 2: Yeah, no, I guess.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: Well, she gave me a lefty.

Person 1: Ooooh, yikes, I see. Sorry, man. Someday you'll get that manjob.

by Harmonica John October 20, 2010

Lefferts

He is the epitomy of all things horrible and fat. Known for gobbling down cookies by the thousands, this mysterious creature dwells in a house with absolutely no interesting things, save for a computer and a weird family. Lefferts is sometimes known to venture out of his natural habitat and go to school, but sadly, he has trouble adapting. Usually Lefferts is an apathetic and lazy creature, however if you steal his food you will know that there is a wrath of the Lefferts boiling underneath it all.

Random Asian Person 1: "Oh my god! Lefferts is attacking the cookie jar!"

Random Asian Person 2: "Run for your life!!!"

by Haywood Jabloeme December 11, 2004

left cheek sneak

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.

"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"

by Elektra May 6, 2006

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.

If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.

by Corn Is Tasty July 13, 2009

leftfielding

adj:/ the act of contributing a comment amongst a group of friends that is completely irrelevant to the current subject matter currently discussed.

We were all having a fantastic group discussion about sports until Mike decided to do a little leftfielding and talk about his mom's body odor.

by Well_Defined April 18, 2013

seb lefebvre

Guitarist for Simple Plan
Likes sushi
Loves David with all his heart

Sebastien is David's blue-eyed boy.

by sebas of gj.com June 23, 2004

lefty

A common term for a marijuana cigarrette. Originally derived from the term "left-handed cigarette"..

Yo Nigga, Pass me that lefty!

by Deaner April 2, 2003