A band consisting of three brothers;
Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas
Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.
Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.
Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?
All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.
The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.
Paul Kevin Jonas II
Joseph Adam Jonas
Nicholas Jerry Jonas
Although many think of them as "untalented," they have double the amount of fans then haters. If they were so horrible, people wouldn't listen to them.
Their big break came when they were featured in an episode of Hannah Montana.
Before that, they weren't close to as popular as they are now (2009). 90% of their fans are girls; men -mainly ages 13 through 17- think of them as homosexual. They're gay because they can get girls, huh?
All 3 of the Jonas Brothers wear purity rings; meaning no sex until marriage. Also meaning, NO AIDS. How is that bad? Ever? Excuse them for not wanting a disease.
The Jonas Brothers have talent.
It's not that big of a deal.
Girl 1: OMJ, THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE FAMAZING!!!111!!
Me: Calm down, please.
Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!
Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)
Girl 1: *explodes*
Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.
Me: Calm down, please.
Girl 1: NOWAYBCH. ALL THEIR SONGZ ARE ABOUT MIII!
Me: No. They don't even know you exist. :)
Girl 1: *explodes*
Don't be obsessed. It's just weird.
by BriBriRawrz March 24, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A guy that is a rather “odd ball” he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
Jonah: whoa you’re hair looks so fucking hot
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
***
Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
***
Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised
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Three singers: Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. I don't like them but I don't hate them. Lots of people (mostly 10-year-old girls) like them. They mostly sing about love. Lots of people call them gay, which I think is annoying, and make jokes about them f--king little kids, which is also annoying because they wear purity rings. Also I think they copied some bands, like:
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
My Chemical Romance (watch The Ghost Of You music video and the Lovebug video. Also listen to the chorus of Thank You For The Venom and the chorus of Girl Of My Dreams. And the Famous Last Words video and the Burnin' Up video- the jacket!!!)
Death Cab For Cutie (Listen to I Will Follow You Into The Dark, then Love Is On It's Way)
New Found Glory (watch the Failure's Not Flattering video and then the Pizza Girl video)
^^^^^Tell me those aren't similar. And I only know because I used to like them and I saw the Pizza Girl video on TV. I listen to the other bands now.
Tweenie bopper: "OMJ!!!! Did you hear the new Jonas Brothers album???"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
Cool person: "No. I don't listen to the Jonas Brothers. How many times do I have to tell you that before you leave me alone!?"
by MyChemicalApocalypse July 15, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.The most amazing band to ever walk this earth. The band consists of three brothers, Kevin (19), Joe (18), and Nick (15). They are Christains, whom all three wear purity rings. If you do research, they are the funniest, sweetest most gentlemenly friendly guys ever.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Most haters who are defining them as "shitty" and "fags" only hate them because their music is not about sex, money & violence. Their music has actual meaning to it with a great message.
They make tight jeans look sexy, despite what all you baggy jeaned, boxer-showing thugs think.
No, I'm not a little ten year old girl with their faces plastered all over her wall. No, I don't shout "hip hip, hurray" when High School Musical or Hannah Skanktana is on.
I'm almost sixteen, and I don't watch anything except MTV, where it has all those rap songs that disgrace girls by referring to us as bitches & pussy - and it makes me sick.
Girl #1: Oh my gawd, I'm going to a Jonas Brothers concert tonight! YAY!!!
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
Girl #2: Ugh, you bitch! Why didn't you get an extra ticket for me?
Girl #1: What the hell, you whore. I did!
Girl #2: OMG! You did! YAY I love you!
Thug #1: What hell yo. You bitches are getting all excited to see them mother fucking fags. Their jeans are so tight you can see their cock.
Girl #2: At least they have one!
Kristen: OMG Hayley. I made a shocking discovery today and I'm really pissed.
Hayley: What?
Kristen: The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings. Even though it turns me on, how am I supposed to fuck them?
Hayley: Rip that ring off and say "Woops, it fell down the drain."
by alexamichelle July 3, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.Verb. To drink heavily and pass out touching or on top of another person while either party has a significant other not in attendance. Generally the result of hard alcohol.
I know you've got a man, but let's drink this fifth of Bombay Sapphire and then jonandbattle tonight.
She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
by Samson III December 17, 2005
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A sexy beast.
sXe.
Hot.
Pure.
Adorable.
Handsome.
Great singer.
In the most awesum band ever.
Loved by millions.
He has a purity ring.
Favorite Colors are blue and Purple.
Birthday is august 15th.
He has awesome hair.
Skinny jeans look hot on him.
He wears awesome glasses.
Plays tambourine, and does awesum vocals for the jonas brothers.
has 3 other brothers, kevin, nick, and Frankie.
Also known as DJ DANGER.
He falls a lot, very clumsy, which makes him even cuter.
He isn't into himself - not stuck up.
Makes youtube videos.
He is a goof ball. :
A sexy beast.
sXe.
Hot.
Pure.
Adorable.
Handsome.
Great singer.
In the most awesum band ever.
Loved by millions.
He has a purity ring.
Favorite Colors are blue and Purple.
Birthday is august 15th.
He has awesome hair.
Skinny jeans look hot on him.
He wears awesome glasses.
Plays tambourine, and does awesum vocals for the jonas brothers.
has 3 other brothers, kevin, nick, and Frankie.
Also known as DJ DANGER.
He falls a lot, very clumsy, which makes him even cuter.
He isn't into himself - not stuck up.
Makes youtube videos.
He is a goof ball. :
Girl 1: Have you heard of the jonas brothers? who is your favorite?
Girl 2: Definitely Joe Adam Jonas!
Girl 1: oh, you mean DJ DANGER?
Girl 2: Definitely Joe Adam Jonas!
Girl 1: oh, you mean DJ DANGER?
by Joe Adam Jonas Addict October 24, 2008
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