The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy
by lick da booty May 04, 2015
by Swanson Johnson January 15, 2005
You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...
by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009
A guy with an even smaller PP but still shows it to 14 year olds over a video call. They also have a granny fetish.
by The OG worder January 28, 2018
A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
by flenor11 December 11, 2010
Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"
"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
by NRS27 January 24, 2012
by Gooseystar123 July 19, 2021