Jason

A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex

"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"

by holadoiknowyoushavakadoooo's May 13, 2019

Jason

It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.

“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.

by Austinhere October 15, 2019

Jason'd

A Term used in fifa when the player is terrible in the first 45 minutes of the game and then and half time he passes to controller to someone who is much better and completely destroy's you in the second half

For FUCK Sake I'm getting jason'd

by Kieranplayz169 October 28, 2019

Jason

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name

Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*

by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019

jason gordon

A nigga vibin

Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro

by Tetro November 19, 2019

Jason

Slang term used for a joint or pre-roll of marijuana.

"Hey you think we can go meet Jason after class at 4:20"

"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"

"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"

by themanthemyththejason March 11, 2020

Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.

When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.

by Austin fogg May 6, 2020