A Japanese man with a extremely tiny, microscopic penis, so small cannot be seen by the human eye. 2 inches long, usually shrinks 1cm every lower every decade due to earthquakes, tsunamis, and godzilla terror.
Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:
1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).
2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.
3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.
4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.
5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).
6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.
7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
Usually, the cons of the bad ones could probably contain these characteristics:
1. Has an very unhealthy obsession with anime, vtubers, and hentai (or worse might have a fetish for tentacle or rape hentai).
2. Is probably a businessman or salaryman working almost the entirety of the day without any hobbies other than drinking.
3. Hasn't had a relationship with a woman due to being chauvinistic, has to go to geisha houses for prostitutes to have sex. While women go other places to find better man than them.
4. Probably lives in the parents basement, never actually goes outside for fun activities and life motivating stuff other than level 69 Genshin Impact upgrades.
5. Ethier plastic or racist against foreigners (most notably against those without a caucasican, non-Japanese background).
6. Bullying or sexual harassing women in public places.
7. Posing and disguised as a vtuber
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"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.
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Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.
"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.
Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"
"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.
Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"
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