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jacob jackson

A man that is addicted to lesbian porn and waffles.
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Floating Jackson

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL
by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008
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Jackson Moore

A fat ass male that uses the dead emoji when itโ€™s not even funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Jackson~hey guys I just got McDonaldโ€™s๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Girl~what the fuck thatโ€™s not even funny and why tf are you dying you stupid ass๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Another girl~yeah shut the fuck up itโ€™s not even funny at all you dumb cunt๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Me~yeah shut the fuck up your not funny or cool you stupid ass bitch lookin like a fuckin duck on aids๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

That is a dumb ass Jackson Moore right there๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
by Fortnite hoe December 26, 2018
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Jackson Narcan

Throwing someone who overdosed on narcotics into a cold shower in an attempt to wake them up.

Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow
Yeah we showed up and sure enough her boyfriend had given her some Jackson Narcan, so now our stretcher is all wet
by adhdandadenosine September 1, 2020
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Jackson Kennedy

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has big meat. The coolest man ever meant and he is sexy. He is also super sweet and is super charming.
by Margrett Perry June 14, 2018
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Joshua Jackson

1. Great (and often underrated) actor; known to most as Pacey Witter from 90's teen soap "Dawson's Creek" and has starred in various movies in the past decade.

2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.
"Hey did you hear about that new movie Joshua Jackson is in?"

"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."

"True story."
by Cait Eggers August 17, 2008
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STONEWALL JACKSON

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension
"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"
by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010
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