by TheRetartedLizardWizard May 31, 2018

One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
by DFTOcelot October 18, 2008

Jackson~hey guys I just got McDonaldโs๐๐๐๐๐๐
Girl~what the fuck thatโs not even funny and why tf are you dying you stupid ass๐๐
Another girl~yeah shut the fuck up itโs not even funny at all you dumb cunt๐๐
Me~yeah shut the fuck up your not funny or cool you stupid ass bitch lookin like a fuckin duck on aids๐๐
That is a dumb ass Jackson Moore right there๐๐
Girl~what the fuck thatโs not even funny and why tf are you dying you stupid ass๐๐
Another girl~yeah shut the fuck up itโs not even funny at all you dumb cunt๐๐
Me~yeah shut the fuck up your not funny or cool you stupid ass bitch lookin like a fuckin duck on aids๐๐
That is a dumb ass Jackson Moore right there๐๐
by Fortnite hoe December 26, 2018

Throwing someone who overdosed on narcotics into a cold shower in an attempt to wake them up.
Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow
Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow
Yeah we showed up and sure enough her boyfriend had given her some Jackson Narcan, so now our stretcher is all wet
by adhdandadenosine September 1, 2020

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has big meat. The coolest man ever meant and he is sexy. He is also super sweet and is super charming.
by Margrett Perry June 14, 2018

1. Great (and often underrated) actor; known to most as Pacey Witter from 90's teen soap "Dawson's Creek" and has starred in various movies in the past decade.
2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.
2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.
"Hey did you hear about that new movie Joshua Jackson is in?"
"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."
"True story."
"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."
"True story."
by Cait Eggers August 17, 2008

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension
"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"
by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010
