A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 10, 2010
When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".
by Ken Shooter January 14, 2012
A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.
Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
by Speakerbox12 April 22, 2016
PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!
by Babydontstopwhitecake November 07, 2020
after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning
by myn odu December 31, 2009
by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009
by -=RUCKER=- June 15, 2004