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Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.
Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat
by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018
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mi hat

a way to say hi how are you in a way nobody understands you
1 mi hat

2 whaaaaaaa?
by my funnieness November 24, 2020
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ball hat

Putting your balls on your girls head, giving her a ball hat.
yo i gave that hoe a ball hat!!
by steezinnn March 4, 2022
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Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.
Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler October 17, 2012
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Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.
Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight
by walshyy92 August 26, 2013
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Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"
by blackichan May 28, 2013
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Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.
Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.
by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010
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