hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her
Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.
by Hades98 June 14, 2021
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Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
by sneakysausage February 06, 2015
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munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.
by dubble A May 22, 2008
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mob hump

mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys
man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...
by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023
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Hump-honey

The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.
The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.
by PennyPal22 September 11, 2018
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air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"
by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024
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Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.
- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.
by GVH28 November 18, 2023
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