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hairy vaginas

this is when ladies are finished going through ppuberty and they have a bti to much hair down there and beleive me it turns guys on if you have more hair you will have more guys !!
when you see hairy vaginas you will look down to see a hole forest of bushes and a fuzzy caterpillar
by big bushy September 24, 2006
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Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology

The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone
I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape
by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009
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Hairy Axe Wound

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"
by marco November 16, 2003
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Harry

A tall, British guy with a 7.5 inch dick
Damien: Hey did you see Harry’s 7.5 inch dick.
Rebecca: Oh I did more than see it.
by Comrade420 February 16, 2020
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Hairy Asshole

A hairy ashhole is a chocolate starfish (the starfish being the anus, the chocolate being the shit) that has hair casually poking out from the surrounding premises. A hairy asshole is downright gross. Please visit you nearest bikini waxer. Hairy assholes are bad. Pretty much everyone has a hairy asshole, unless of course you are too anal (ha!) and you sit on the floor with a hand mirror and pluck them with the tweezers that your mother uses for her nose hairs. Girls also have hairy assholes, but they dont want to admit it. The hair may be fine or curly, thick or thin, blonde or brown, black or red. The hair may be long, short, or stubby.
Matt Justice is a hairy asshole. Matt Justice also has a hairy asshole because he IS a hairy asshole.
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hairy kernel

A large, firm booger that contains at least one visible nose hair.
With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.
by John E August 30, 2005
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Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.
"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."
by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011
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