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Half your age plus five

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.
by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010
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Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
by ragedookie September 29, 2005
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HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!
That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!
by weave October 26, 2003
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Half-dead

Synonym for roach, because it is still alive, but you TRYNA kill it.
Conrad:"Aye, that half-dead still lit?"
Jerome:"H-ell yeah, you tryna hit it?"
Conrad:"Fasho, I need that."
by North Long Beach Nips November 13, 2009
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Half-Cocked

being about half drunk
after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked
by justin August 4, 2004
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happy half-naked time

1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.
Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
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Wank And A Half

A fuck that's only marginally better than a wank (ie. having sex with this chick will only be slightly better than masturbating to your best pornographic material).
Technically a term that only applies to 6's, but apply to all normal day women so you know there's nothing at stake.
A guy sees your run-of-the-mill hot chick and is not impressed.
Guy 1: She's a wank and a half, isn't she?
Guy 2: Totally.

A chick is a WAAH if she's only got her physical appearance and it's not even of supermodel quality.
Say WAAH!!!
by Mr. Tangfastic February 17, 2009
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