hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

by tony howard May 17, 2007

Hairy Sanchez

When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.

When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.

by RangerDan2011 December 16, 2011

hairy hot dog

YET another word for the penis!

I need to shave my hairy hot dog

by darryl February 5, 2003

Hairy Houdini

verb. To seduce a man with a sensual massage leading to a hot slippery reach around and a magic trick. After he is on all fours, his ass in the air in front of you and rock hard in your hand, ask him if he wants you to show him a magic trick. When he says yes, shove a huge dildo balls deep in his hairy ass and shout, "TA-DA! Who's the Bitch NOW?"

Jack was acting like a manwhore, thinking I was his bitch, until I pulled a Hairy Houdini on his ass!

by Jillikesbob December 28, 2008

Hairy Larry Cherry

A term used when a cherry (fruit) is covered in moisture and appears to have tiny hair-like threads. This is compared to a male scrotum.

"This Hairy Larry Cherry is delicious covered in chocolate!"

by Kirk Van Dyke July 14, 2009

Hairy Ditch

When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.

Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.

by Bobby Cockman January 24, 2010

Hairy Kipper

A hirsute herring that has been split in butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge. They feed at the bottom of the deepest ocean (Western Pacific) and are so rare that they remain undiscovered by man.

A popular way for folically challenged druids to express astonishment in public, as in, "well slap my thigh with a hairy kipper".

by Busty Gus January 15, 2013