windridge-grainger

An absolute legend who has become unfortunately bitch whipped

unlucky, hes such. A windridge-grainger

by Jai1634 August 17, 2008

have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 26, 2008

grailing

Trailing is the sexual act of when you rub your pink finger against another man's anus, until they release poo onto the finger nail. They then leave it to dry, before scraping it off with their teeth.

Harry: I was out with the lads yesterday, when Colby suggested I tried to grail with Dan! To be honest, his poo tastes so nice!

Barney: Gotta love a bit of Grailing on the weekend! HU!

by Barnabus69 December 6, 2016

Grape Fruited

The act of pouring grape fruit juice in a man’s large eurethera.

I have chick flick cancer because Debbie grape fruited me last night.

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

Grape Gatorade

The best flavor of gatorade for... certain reasons...

Emily: I'm gonna go grab some Grape Gatorade later
Angelo: Ok cool that's the best flavor

by angpug1 April 17, 2019

Grape

to grind up on someone with out their consent, to grind-rape someone

torbjorn tried to grape sofia

by youngbutter November 2, 2009

Grape

Grape: when someone reads your text messages or notes from over your shoulder. Or when someone ease drops in on your conversation they are graping

John: (txting)
Sally: (leans over shoulder)
John: jeez Sally stop being such a grape!

by plesae April 11, 2010