Poopin' the Goose

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

by ashep91 March 2, 2023

Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.

"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".

by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

Goose Step

Military march originating in Prussia where a stiff leg is kicked high and brought down swiftly. It was used to display the health and strength of soldiers. It is most famous for it's use in Nazi Germany during drills or military parades. Most countries today refuse to use it because it is reminiscent of Nazi Germany. However, it is still used in North Korea and other dictoral countries.

From The Last Crusade:

Nazi General: "What does the journal tell you that it doesn't tell me?"

Dr. Jones: "It tells me that Goose-stepping morons like you should try reading books instead of burning them!"

by Marky Ramone October 13, 2004

timothy goose

Timothy Robert Goose is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.

#JusticeForGoose

Timothy Robert Goose (aka goose, timothy goose, tim goose, tim.) is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.

#JusticeForGoose

"Goose was an abusive father who was an alcoholic!1!1"

"Actually, he was a loving father of three and a husband who was brutally murdered by that ignorant skydiving man."

"Nobody likes Goose."

"nobody likes you."

#JusticeForGoose

by #justiceforgoose January 12, 2018

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Goose Gang

A group of wawa associates that choose to represent the company as a lifestyle.🤙🏼

Wawa employee: “Aye homie you about that goose gang?”

by Not.a.peofile July 10, 2018